Hate Sharks? Buy this Suit!
Are you afraid of sharks? Do you have a repeating dream that a shark is trying to
attack you and you can't get away? Then you are in luck! This impenetrable
suit and you won't have another sleepless night.
Thats right, the suit is just covered in spikes. How is that supposed to protect
you from sharks. It's still going to bite you, instead of you just loosing a limb,
the shark will also be pissed off.
Also, as you can clearly see, the suit makes your ass look super tiny! Maybe
that is what actually does the shark repelling! Sharks hate tiny butts!
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