Hammer Time?

The Mario games are full of complete and utter insanity.  But there are more subtle things that you completely shake off because you just accept them as fact in this crazy goomba stomping, raccoon suit wearing, turtle kicking world.

<enter> The Hammer Brothers!

The Hammer Brothers are turtles like about half of the enemies mario faces, but one painfully obvious difference...they are armed with hammers! And not just one hammer, oh no! An endless supply of hammers. Some how they found a way to use magic or bend the laws of physics so that they would never run out of hammers...to throw.... at plummers?  These brothers of the hammer are down right twisted.  They don't even throw the hammers directly at Mario or Luigi, but instead toss them in a huge arc so as to carpet bomb the area around mario in hopes of killing him?!  They aren't ignorant of safety though. They both wear shiny black helmuts, since they know they are going to be throwing hammers into the air all day.

When you stop and think about it, the hammer brothers are probably even more evil and twisted than bowser himself. Even bowser doesn't try and kill people with a hammer. He just want to kidnap the princess over and over again.